Tuesday, March 2, 2010

"Frosty Duncan"

Compliments of the Urban Dictionary

A piece of excrement wrapped in plastic and stored in the refrigerator for later use. Item may also be contained in Tupperware or other freshness locking vessel. Mainly used as a description in scientific research papers for studies in zoology, biology, xenology and medicine.
1. "Please fetch me the Frosty Duncan from the Kelvinator"
2. "Why is there a frosty Duncan on my dinner plate?"
3. The Koalas' Frosty Duncan contained trace amounts of Eucalyptus.
4. The Frosty Duncan was placed into the microwave for 2 minutes.

I didn't know this. In my second year of university I walked into "own space" and was asked "what's your porn name?" You take your first pet (Frosty) and the street you live on (Duncan) and the name worked compared to other names I could have used. I've never forgotten it.

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